Solar eclipses cause a 347% increase in the urge to urinate

A rigorous study published by Ova Fusca Úniversity (OFÚ) has revealed a statistically devastating correlation between solar eclipses and the sudden urge to empty the human bladder. According to the data, during periods of total solar darkness there is a 347% increase in urinary urgency at population level.

85% of readers did not understand Paulo Coelho’s “The Alchemist”

An exhaustive study carried out by OFÚ in collaboration with the Union of International Universities and Center for the Assimilation of Ineffable Sentences (UUI-CASI) has revealed that 85% of people who have read “The Alchemist” did not really understand its main message.

87% of websites color syntax with JavaScript on the frontend

Study by Ova Fusca Úniversity (OFÚ) reveals that 87% of websites that publish code color it with JavaScript libraries: “The backend no longer paints anything”